My Role is a Role of Support

If you know me, I mean really know me – you know that I LOVE putting things cattywampus in my home. Why Summer? Why?

Well, like Gwyneth Paltrow, I too am a friggin home genius. Here’s a secret:

Put something all kitten-cornered in your house … BAM … instant storage space. For instance, I am currently storing my intact Christmas tree right behind my chest of drawers.

Summer: 1, The rest of you: 0

In the past, I have stored unsightly luggage behind a cornered sofa, & vacuums & mops behind crooked some-suches.

Behold, y’all.

While we are at it, let me help you in your new year, since I am the most productive and efficient person that I have ever known.

New Year tip #2:

The second hour of your day should be your most productive. Use your 1st hour for getting dressed, drinking coffee, feeding your infants or whatever. The SECOND hour, however, should be where you get the shit done. Then, the rest of your day will be free for more productive shit.

You can thank me later.